Snobby Christmas!

What better way to celebrate the Christmas spirit than by proclaiming your elitism to all your loved ones?  I'm sure they want to be reminded of all the people in your life who you deem unworthy of receiving holiday greetings. 

Or maybe the inside text reads, ".... I send Chanukah cards, Winter Solstice cards, and Kwanzaa cards to everyone else!"

Please note:  When you choose to send this card, you had better be sure you keep the same mailing list for at least a few years.   They WILL be looking for your card next year.