Snowmayhem

Does anyone else find snowmen to be NOT cute and charming, but rather, kind of creepy?

 

If you do still like snowmen, you will certainly find them creepy after this post.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!  MOMMY!!!  Now the snowman's trying to get in through the windows!  He's found us!  I promise I'll never throw snowballs again!!!!"

Or, as the inscription reads, we might hope our holidays "are as smiling as a snowman's face... all frosty and full of fun!"  Two observations:

1.  "smile" or grimace?  "full of fun" or full of gas?

2.  "smiles" that are "frosty" generally aren't a happy sign.

Anyway, I hope that you all have some nice, peaceful slumbers tonight, with visions of sugar plums and friendly snowmen dancing through your dreams.... mwahahaha!